This made me laugh out loud remembering how, in 1986, I painstakingly typed out on my big old Apple Macintosh then printed out on my big old dot matrix printer about 3 full pages of instructions regarding the care and feeding of my first child at age six months when we left her with her grandparents for the first time! It was only a few years ago that I found out they never read it!

Stayin' Alive.